Waking Up the Brain Cells Thru Nonsense

I thought of this at work…

If the Bible was written by the apostles to spread the word of Jesus by telling stories, is that considered RPF if they embellish a few things? And if so, does that make Jesus a Mary Sue? As a disclaimer, I do not mean to offend Christians with this. It’s for the lulz and I’d like to think that Jesus and God have pretty good senses of humor.

As I thought these things, I seen got my thoughts thinking of the most epically bad fanfiction of all time: My Immortal. And then I began to wonder what would happen if someone based their religion off of My Immortal years from now…kinda like Zardoz but with bad grammar and sheer plotless pr0n.

I’ve lately taken to thinking up random mundane things as Pokemon battles. Like from making a sandwich “Mel used mayo. Sandwich’s tastiness rises significantly. Lunchmeat uses questionable due date. Mel is now confused. Mel is confused. She has hurt herself in her confusion. Mel is no longer confused. Mel uses Bite. It is super effective. Lunchmeat has fainted. Mel has won teh sandwich.” Or something lame like that. It’s more fun when you apply it to baseball, especially brawls.

Why do dogs chase their own tails? Is it because of boredom? I mean if I was a dog, I dunno if chasing my tail would be my go-to for boredom. I’d probably just instead chew some furniture. Is it because they want attention? I suppose so but there’s other ways to do that. I always wondered about this. My dog sits in front of my room and stares at me to get my attention. Either that or she starts to tear up the rug in my room if I ignore her while she’s there. She still does chase her own tail, but she’s got a paintbrush tail in a way where the tip is white. So I can see how that’s kinda distracting and interesting.

I wonder why a Triforce for the Legend of Zelda. Why not a Quadforce or a BiForce or a Septforce or what not. The word Septforce sounds like a septic tank and BiForce sounds like a legion of bisexual superheroes. Not counting Batman and Robin, of course. That’d be quite the comic book…

I keep having recurring dreams of Red Sox outfielder J.D. Drew doing randomly stupid things. And now for some reason, I really wanna see him in some lederhosen for the lulz